Thursday, January 08, 2009

Steven Seagal + Vampires = Awesome (or maybe not)

Just in case you were wondering what straight-to-DVD flick is Steven Seagal starring in these days, I've got the answer for you. It's called Against the Dark and it is, of all things, a vampire movie - imagine that! Steven Seagal trying to emulate Wesley Snipes and approaching the subject of vampire killing. The plot goes like this:

"Katana master Tao (Steven Seagal) leads a special ops squad of ex-military vigilantes on a massacre mission, their target: vampires. On the post apocalyptic globe, sucked dry by bloodthirsty vampires, a few remaining survivors are trapped in an infected hospital. Tao is their only hope and he knows the only cure is execution. Now it's time for the last stand against the flesh-eating vampires and there's nothing left to lose but the last of humanity. "

Flesh-eating vampires? Aren't vampires only supposed to drink blood? Or is this some weird zombie-vampire mash-up?
Anyway, call me old-fashioned, but I'm not that much into vampire movies where people are shooting bazookas or something like that at the vampires (I prefer the old "stake through the heart" thing), but this has Steven Seagal, the greatest actor alive, and I definitely want to see him portray his long range of emotions while offing some bloodsuckers. I'm going to get my hands on this puppy, because it's going to be cheeseballin' awesome .


Anonymous said...

que se lixe o trailer, esse chart está do melhor! ahahahahah

quase que se podia fazer o mesmo com o nicholas cage :P

Black Math said...

seagal + vampiros?? @_@ .. agora só preciso que o van damme faça um filme de epoca e o chuk norris uma comedia de natal pa morrer feliz @_@

Paulo Carvalho said...

AHAHAHAHA!!! Melhor do que ele só o Charles Bronson! :P

nakamura_michiyo said...

XTG: verdade, o xor nicolas e a sua enorme testa já mereciam um chart destes, já :D

Cosmic: uuuuuuh cuidado com o que desejas, olha que qualquer dia inda nos aparece isso... eu cá gostava que o dolph lundgren fizesse uma comédia romântica... @_@

Paulo: verdade, o mítico Charles Bronson... outro que merecia ter um destes charts :D